Day 07: A Book That Is Hard To Read

I read this book when I was 16, and at 29 it still makes me cringe. 

Ten reasons why this book was hard to read:

1. It’s BORING. Let me give you the cliff notes: Blah blah blah, russian aristocrats. Blah blah blah people go to war, prego wives get ditched. Blah there’s Napoleon, blah blah more war and Russians, blah blah I feel empty inside when I get to the end. 

2. It’s heavy! The damn book weights 4 pounds! That’s a chihuahua.

3. When I spend countless hours with Russians, I want there to me gratuitous amounts of vodka… there was no vodka attached to this tomb.

4. I hate Napoleon. That small fry liked smelly girls and mice in his pockets ;D

5. It’s dry! These people are as cold and stiff as the Russian tundra. Maybe I missed something, but I kept finding myself muttering about how lame they were. Stop fighting and crying all the time, and go shopping, something, shit.

6. ZZZZZ…… -.- …. O.- oh… yeah, sorry, just thinking about this book makes me wanna hibernate.  

7. Proper translations can be hard to find. Originally, Tolstoy wrote this book in French and Russian, and it’s wonky when you switch between three languages to get a solid english rendition.

8. You have to like history and politics to get into this book, and even then… I mean you gotta REALLY like history and politics.

9. I only read this book for money, maybe that’s why I hated it. I was in an honors english class, where we received points for reading books off a list, and then taking a quiz on it. War and Peace was worth more points than any other book on said list, so much so that if you read it, you didn’t have to read another book for the rest of the semester. Silly teacher never caught on that I read the book and sold summaries for $$$ Thank you phenomenal reading retention!

10. Anna Karenina was better. There, I said it. 

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:O I <3 you, The Harbinger Co. 

:O I <3 you, The Harbinger Co. 

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I just love this. People die and interfere with my date nights all the time!!! (for you newbies, I&#8217;m not a serial killer, my boyfriend is just a funeral director) 
urhajos:

Blind Date (by Glennz Tees)

I just love this. People die and interfere with my date nights all the time!!! (for you newbies, I’m not a serial killer, my boyfriend is just a funeral director) 

urhajos:

Blind Date (by Glennz Tees)

I'm planning on going into Library Science. I dream of being a novelist and also working in the presence of books. I love research and books more than anything. Any advice for someone who is wanting to becoming a librarian? :)

I’m not sure how far along you are in your studies, but here are a few things that I learned along the way that have taught me a thing or two. Sorry, I’m going to information vomit all over you…

1. Work in a library as soon as you can. Even if you are the low man on the totem pole, it will give you some insight as to what the requirements are for where you want to be, and it gets you the experience you will need. What I mean by this is that there is a big difference between working with records and archives, public libraries, academic institutions, children, adults, special collections, rare and fine books… the list goes on. You will learn that there are things you will enjoy in a library setting, and things you will loath. Also, it will clue you in to the pressures librarians are facing in your community, what the job market is like, and areas of growth. Lastly, most libraries want you to have at the very least a year of work experience, even after you receive your masters.

2. Know the level of education you will need, and what you will specialize in. There is a difference between librarians and supporting staff. For example, the wonderful ladies behind the reference desk at my library are reference librarians with MLIS degrees. The amazing ladies behind the circulation desk are not. They have skills and education in management, clerical work, etc.

Be aware that you must have a masters in Library and Information Science from an ALA accredited academic institution to be a librarian. Also, pick your BA wisely. This is the foundation for what part of a collection you will specialize in as a librarian in an academic library. Most academic librarians also have a subject masters in conjunction with their MLIS degree. For example, I have a BFA in Art History, and another in Drawing and Painting. I would work in the arts/ art history collection at a university, and will probably have to snag my MFA. People that work with records and archives specialize in that, and focus on it during the pursuit of their masters. Media specialist, which work in school also have a specific requirement for education. Most of the time they are certified teachers, and then get a MLIS that is specific to being a media specialist. You can also snag a post-doc certification for that too… In short, research where you want to be, and then tailor your education to suit that. I wish I would have known what I was going to do a lot sooner, lol

It is important to realize that not everyone that works in a library, or runs one is a librarian. Those IT guys? Nope. Circulation? Nay I say! People that shelve the books? Probably not librarians either. Figure out exactly what you plan to do, and see if that is really being a librarian.

3. Snag another language. If you are going to be working in the US public libraries, learn spanish! It gives you an edge. If you are specializing in a specific field where there will be a large amount of information in another language, well, it doesn’t hurt if you can read the books in your collection. 

4. Self-educate. Check out the ALA website, they will give you some pointers, and you might also want to checkout the annoyed librarian at http://blog.libraryjournal.com/annoyedlibrarian/ She’s sassy, and insightful. Talk to the librarians in your town or at your school too. Those ladies and gents have been around for a long time and can be a wonderful wealth of knowledge. 

5. Take off your rose-colored glasses. Times are tough, and the government has blown all our money on I don’t even know what. All I know is that it isn’t books, education, or healthcare. Realize now that you are going to have to work very hard, and that not everyone gets to work at Yale, or the Library of Congress. Public librarians and media specialists work their asses off, and there isn’t exactly a ton of intellectual stimulation going on. You need to be prepared to do your time, and work your way towards where you want to be. Make your peace now with the fact that you might have to work in ANY library that will take you at some point. 

6. Choose you school wisely. Librarians are underpaid and overworked, so you want to get your masters with as little debt as possible. 

7. You sound like you want to research and write? About what? Are we talking fiction novels or dissertations? If you like formalized research then being in an academic library might work for you. Usually librarians at universities are the research teams that support the professors in their area of specialty. Example: a professor says “I wanna research and write about this” and you as a librarian find all viable information available, and sometimes even participate in research and writing. Academic librarians are also expected to publish just like the professors, so make sure you like to learn about Library Science, or you will spoon your eyes out.

8. READ EVERYTHING. Librarians are expected to know about what information is coming out in their area of expertise, so if you want to be a young adult materials librarian, then you need to know what YA publications are in demand, if you are English Lit, well, you get the picture.

9. Learn how to teach information literacy. This means that you will be expected to speak publicly, sometimes teach people how to use information resources such as databases or search engines, develop classes or events for patrons, etc. If dealing with the public isn’t for you, pick a different field. Librarians are now expected to work constantly with the public, and work well, unless they are hidden away in a back room cataloging. BTW cataloging is mostly done automatically these days. 

10. Promote libraries, information literacy, and the freedom of information. Take every opportunity to let people know that libraries are important. People often overlook the fact that while this is an information age, it is only one open to those who have money. If you do not have the means to pay for internet access, a computer, smartphone, ereaders, books, etc. you are completely cut off from the cannon of information our world contains. Public libraries are what make sure that you do not become mindless sheep with no means to see anything other than what you are told. Librarians must be the first to fight for the right to information without censorship, and ensure that it is offered to all. Be prepared to fight for your books.

I hope this helps you, and good luck with your studies.

Love and Support, Stacks  

How many poops have you taken today? I've taken two, but that's only because they're not feeling nice.

Great reference question! Today, I have only had 1 1/2 cups of coffee, so I’ve only pooped once, but it was a three-parter. I hope this helps. Love, Stacks.

Day 06 - A Book That Makes You Cry

Alright, alright, I know. There are a million sad books in the world, and I have cried many times over characters. I’m a sensitive girl, damn it! Charlotte’s Web STILL makes feel guilty when I eat a pork chop. So why Harry Potter out of all the other sob stories in the world? (there be spoilers ahead for any of you people who have been living in a box and have not seen the books or the movies)

First, I love the Harry Potter series. There is such depth to the characters and their world that it is hard not to. I know it’s about magic, and people get their panties in a twist, because “that’s Satan’s work”. To them I say: Fuck. You. Are you really going to a) Tell me that God is such a petty bastard that he’s going to smite little children for reading? b) That you faith is so easily destroyed, because your brain is some mindless sponge that can only hold either God or Harry Potter, or c) That the real issues in American, i.e. poor education, zero support for the Arts, and oh, let’s not forget a failing economy and healthcare system, are nothing compared to the fact that little children are reading about people that fly around on brooms. Get a grip, shit shows, and be happy that your children are reading at all, and that just MAYBE your spawn will grow up to be openminded, decent people, instead of persecuting,self-righteous ass hats. If I ever do breed, trust me when I say that my kids will be allowed to read as much as they like, and whatever they like, so help me God, because my God loves books, and hates dumb asses.  

Now that that part is over… Why did this book make me cry? I’ll tell you. There were a lot of points where my heart broke for Harry, but the biggest was when Dumbledore died. It was due to the fact that Harry, yet again, has to deal with loss. First his parents and the loss of any real home or childhood. Then he looses Sirius, Dobby (don’t laugh, that was sad, except when we saw it at the movies, this whole family was completely decked out in Harry Potter costumes, and I don’t believe I have ever seen a full grown man cry so hard with a stuffed owl bobbing away on his shoulder. I know it’s horrible, but my boyfriend and I laughed so hard we almost pissed our pants. I blame it on the fact that he is a funeral director and we joke about dead daily. It’s just one of the hazards of the job, lol) Where was I? Oh yes, everyone dies. Cedric (that made me cry too), even the giant fucking spider Aragog (also made me cry, poor Hagrid!). By the time Dumbledore died, I was at the point where I was like “enough already!” I felt so bad for so many people. Bad for Harry, because it was the death of yet another father for him, sad for Snape, because he had to kill his friend to save a child from a life of regret, and sad over all because Dumbledore was cool. I’d drink butter beer with him any day. On a side note, I also bawled like a baby over Hedwig, because I always wanted a pet owl, and she was awesome. I remember saying, “Really?!! He can’t even keep his pet?!!!” and then I immediately went and hugged my boston terrier, Maris, and told her she can’t ever ever ever ever die. Ever.

Harry Potter is an amazing series, if for no other reason than that it has gotten millions of reluctant readers to pick up a book. Anything that motivates people to explore the written world should be celebrated. It has the ability to remind each of us how blessed we are that we can dream; that we can learn; and that we can share what lives in our hearts to those who want to listen. I will always love J. K. Rowling and Harry for that.  

Day 05: A Non-Fiction Book That You Actually Enjoyed

Oh gosh… there are a few so here is a little list of authors and books for all you fiction readers like me who have a hard time switching over to the  dark side of non-fiction:

1. Marilyn Johnson: She wrote “This Book is Overdue” which is about the changing world of libraries and librarians, and it is funny and fantastic. She also wrote “The Dead Beat” which is about people who write obituaries. I know they might sound like strange topics, but as a future librarian who’s boyfriend is a funeral director, I felt like I hit pay-dirt.

2. Mary Roach: author of “Bonk” (a funny book about the science of sex), “Spook” (ghosts and afterlife), and “Stiff” (which is about human cadavers and all their charms), Roach writes about some pretty intriguing things. I know it isn’t got everyone, but I haven’t meet a person yet who didn’t at least read a little of it.

3. Jared Diamond: he wrote “Guns, Germs, and Steel:The Fates of Human Societies”. This book is a little heavy, but it’s also extremely interesting to see how these three thing have built or destroyed entire civilizations.

4. “Marie Antoinette” by Antonia Frasier. This one is a little special. I bought my copy of this book at Versailles. It was an amazing experience to walk through the rooms and gardens she lived in, and then to read about her life. By the way, Versailles was one of the most amazing places I have ever seen.

5. Robert Green: wrote “48 Laws of Power” (which explains different types of power and how they are obtained), “The Art of Seduction” (which is about what makes people attractive), and “The Art of War” (self-explanatory). These books were an eyeopener for me, because it clued me into some of the things that we do, and why. Why do we feel attraction? Why do we fight? Why do some people have that pull over others? Green will tell you…

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"A public library is the most democratic thing in the world. What can be found there has undone dictators and tyrants: demagogues can persecute writers and tell them what to write as much as they like, but they cannot vanish what has been written in the past, though they try often enough…People who love literature have at least part of their minds immune from indoctrination. If you read, you can learn to think for yourself."
Doris Lessing (via anastasiabooks)

Preach it!

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Squirms, Squeaks, and Awkward Sighs: Part Two in the PBM Saga

In the beginning, there was peanut butter and compassion, but no more! Where did my heart go, you ask? Out the library window once a fellow coworker informed me as to why Peanut Butter Man (PBM) has a laptop despite the fact that he is homeless. The answer: well, it rhymes with shmasturbation :O

The conversation that has opened my eyes to the deep mystery of PBM went a little something like this:

Me: Did you see my blog?

Coworker 1: I saw it, I’ve been reading your posts and I like it. :D

Me: *squee* Did you read the one about PBM?

C1: Yeah, you know why he has a laptop don’t you?

Me: No… why?

C1: He’s jacking off, duh!

Me: …. No…nononononononononono… no

C1: Yeah. Go ask **** (we’ll refer to her as coworker 2), she’ll tell you.

Me to C2: Is it true? O.O …

C2: Is what true?

Me: DoesPBMmasterbateinthecornerandthat’swhyhehasalaptop?!!

C2: Yeah. Probably, but it beats the time someone pooped by the circulation desk.

Me. ‘:( Wait… Someone pooped… right there? Like, just popped a squat?

C2: Nah, I’m pretty sure they just shook it out of their pants.

Me: *dreams crushed* I need a bath and a cookie.  

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strawberry-bubbles:

‘My Sanctuary’ by Yu Fukushima

strawberry-bubbles:

‘My Sanctuary’ by Yu Fukushima

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